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Short Tag Line:
Having trouble responding to mail and chat requests. Bare (BIG PUN) with us..

I/We are looking for
Please read our entire profile before responding. It is very straightforward and in-depth, it will tell you.

• A little about who we are
• Our likes Socially and Sexually
• What we dislike Sexually
• What we are looking for in our playmates
• What we are NOT looking for in our playmates
• Select Singles
• Our preferences on meeting

Down-to-earth COUPLES and SELECT Singles over 21 interested in friends, sex and friendly sex! After all, isn’t sex the friendliest thing that people can do together? We prefer that you be trimmed or clean shaven. But, we don’t make an issue of it if you aren’t.

We seek couples and select singles that live in our area and are interested in an ongoing friendship with privileges, not one night stands or people passing through or visiting our area. We would rather have a smaller group of playmates whom we can see and enjoy frequently enough while remaining close friends. Let us know if you would like to join that little group.

Select Singles:
We do meet with straight males and females for threesomes. We do also play separately with SINGLES ONLY. If you are married and playing alone we will need to speak with your spouse before we consider meeting you. We are very open and up front, with each other, about the lifestyle. If either of us says NO that is our final answer.

Couples:
We are a FULL Swap COUPLE that plays together or not at all. To us this means in the same building not necessarily the same room. We will not play or meet with couples separately.

What we are NOT looking for in playmates:
• Those that do not know the meaning of showering before meeting. Bad hygiene is a major turn off.
• Fake, rude, pushy or inconsiderate people
• Those that make a date and do not show

Describe Yourself:
He is straight, 42, 6’2” with blonde hair and blue eyes. His tongue is pierced and he has 2 tattoos (Dragons). He is also clean shaved or closely trimmed.

She is straight, 35, 5’7” with red hair, blue eyes. She is 42D and clean shaved. She has 1 tattoo. She is also a squirter and has been known to soak a bed. Ladies, she loves being eaten. So don't be shy about doing so.

Both of us are friendly, outgoing, good conversationalists and fun to talk and play with. We are not the proverbial “Ken & Barbie,” but in 12+ years of swinging we can honestly say we never met a couple we didn’t find attractive and likewise with them. Well, if they did, they were too polite to say so.

Race & Size are not an issue with us. We are plus size, as is the vast majority of the US. We are not grossly obese; we have a few extra pounds. So if you are looking for someone H/W proportionate please read no further. If you are looking for an unending friendship and fun times, continue. Age wise we prefer you not be over 55. But we have been known to make exceptions if we all hit it off.

We are social drinkers and she is a light cigarette smoker. We are also D/D free and expect the same. We are not 420 friendly but do not mind those that are, just don’t do it around us. We do have RDS (random drug screens) at work.

If we contact you, it is because we are interested in creating a friendship and possibly more. Not all friendships need to involve sex. If you are not interested please be polite enough to say so. No offense will be taken.

Socially we like:
• Meeting new people
• Dining out
• The Outdoors – virtually everything
• Spending time with each other and our children – watching movies, playing board games, playing cards etc…..

Sexually we like:
• Threesomes
• Foursomes
• The more the merrier
• Toys
• Lingerie
• XXX movies
• Or what ever is agreeable with all – just ask first, if we don’t like it we will tell you.

Sexual dislikes:
• B/D – light hair pulling is OK
• S & M
• Scat
• Golden Showers
• Kids
• Bestiality

Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
She would like to be creampie gangbanged.

What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Our meeting preferences:
We have grown fond of NO OBLIGATION dinner meetings. If there is any chemistry there, everyone involved will know and we can pursue other avenues of interest.

We can travel with advanced notice and/or entertain. We consider Cincy, Indy and Louisville short drives, as we live within 1.5 hours off all three.

We do not mind chatting (online or phone) with others to get to know them. Due to our work schedules it may take awhile to work out an actual meeting.

If we have worked out a meeting please be considerate and show up, as we will. We understand those that have emergencies arise, family and business come first. If we have traded phone numbers and most likely we have. Let us know if you need to cancel as we will do the same.

Give us a shout and let’s meet to see if any sparks develop. If they do, let’s schedule a play date ASAP afterward so we can stoke the fire before it flickers & dies out. We would love to develop a “set” of about a half dozen couples who all enjoy each other and would enjoy occasional group gatherings at our home.